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03/18/2005: "So much for Drunkard Day."

GOOD MORNING!!! DOES YOUR HEAD STILL POUND??? Well good on ya. That's what you get. Getting shitfaced is all well and good, but if you're gonna do something to destroy your body, just know that you're gonna have to pay for it sometime.

And then I've seen on TV those caplets that you take while your drinking and then you don't get a hangover in the morning, but those are stupid. Not that they do something stupid or the do it in a stupid manner, the the whole point is to kill yourself on different levels. To take away that punishment is to take away that thing that goes, "Hey, maybe I shouldn't drink till I can't see anymore." Cause now the only thing that'll let you see the folley of your ways is when you wake up and find a hooker stabbed in a your bed in a seedy hotel room. "AHHH!! I don't know how this happened, but at least I don't have a hangover!"

And I swear that I must be the only Irish guy in school who doesn't drink.

F*R*A*G: No, no. You were mean. Now you don't get to come to happy land. Maybe you'll learn next time.