Thursday, January 19, 2006

How did the lizzard get enough money for a keg in the first place?
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SO...I don't know. I'm sittin here and I really got nothing else to do. I'm pretty damn sure tha I just failed that test for Meyer, but I don't think I really care that much. I'm more interested in things that wer're actually covering. And, as far as I consider, if it's something that I can't recall after the point, then it couldn't have been something importaint enough to have had to be tested on in the first place. And as far as that goes, why do we need to learn a lot of the things we do? Mainly the only reason they're importaint is because we're tested on them. There's a lot of stuff we shouldn't have to be learning.

I think I just summed up the main argument of every teen in high school (who doesn't want to be here, bbut that's all of them, thus the parenthesis). But I got beamed in the face with a volley ball earlier, soI think I should be allowed to be a bit obvious at the moment.

Now, if I were to be intelligent about this argument, I would go on to say something that makes more sence and is based upon logic. Like...to start by looking at how by the end of middle school kids have gotten a good exposure to different topics in life (perhaps we should give them more variety at this point, and start solid basics a bit earlier), and they have mental ability to be realistic and so we don't have a whole buncha people all wanting to be astronauts. This way, by the time we got to high school we can leave it open for more personalized classes, cause electives allready have proved that people will lean towards what it looks like they will head towards in life, and so we'll just let that happen. And then, instead of testing to see if you're learning all the stuff being thrown at you, you'll be tested to see what you're best at. Sorta like a large scale career aptitude test that lets you learn while your future is becoming clearer.

And as for those who never really picked much of their own for electives or...anything...well...we're still gonna need people to clean the bathrooms.

F*R*A*G: You told me you knew the chosen one! You said you could get me his number! But you've used your powers for dumb!!!!

posted @ 11:23 AM PDT [link]

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

T: ISTMM
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I learned something new today! Have you ever bought chicken wings from a chinese food place? Do you know that bag they usually put them in? Well, I guess I knew subconciously that the inside of that bad was basically foil, but this fact didn't really come across my mind until I smelled smoke and saw from across the room that the microwave now contained a small fire that used to be my midnight snack. So of course, I made my way across the room (hastily, exclaiming "shit! shit! shit! shit! shit!"), and removed the bag from the microwave, after deciding the best angle to grab it from to avoid the...fire.

The chicken wings were still cold, Of course.

This was quite a hair raising experience, for the last few times there had been a fire in the microwave I had meant for it to be there. But this was one that really woke me up and gave me something to think about, which is what I really needed. Something I neglected to mention in my last post was that during my Burnout-a-thon I was listening to Chris Titus' Norman Rockwell is Bleeding comedy show on MP3 in a constant loop. The reason even I find this scary is because it seems shockingly akin to stories I've heard about kids who have been found hanging by the neck from their ceiling while their CD player across the room is playing Adam's song by Blink-182 on a constant loop. Luckily, I still hold that life is a comedy, and so I can't stay emo long enough to do anything stupid.

F*R*A*G: YOUR. SWORD. EATS. SOULS.

posted @ 12:34 AM PDT [link]

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Like a suit.
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You know how in the last post I said that I went through with my poor reward plan? Well, since it did suck, I've switched for a new plan, since I am...foreward thinking. Eat a cinamin bun, yell at the moon ("I KNOW SOME FUCKER UP THERE IS JUST TRYING TO FUCK WITH ME, BUT I'M NICK FUCKING KORN AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF ANYTHING KILLS ME OTHER THEN MYSELF!!!"), and then some Burnout Revenge until I pass out. It feels better then being depressed on the floor.

F*R*A*G: "Just don't do anything stupid..." "But it's what I'm good at!"

posted @ 09:42 PM PDT [link]

I was going to restart the Cold War, but I think I'll just go to Europe and punch everyone in the face.
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It seemed like a great plan. Simple too. Get up from the table, grab the pitcher of kool-aid, and then go lie face down on the floor.

I didn't sound like a good idea, but it sure did make a great plan. I didn't really care that it was uncomfortable or that I didn't even refill my glass. It was a plan I made and it was going perfectly.

Even if perfection sucked.

Now, in an effort to cut out this fucking vauge shit, I'll go ahead and ask the questions that want to be answered.

Why is a good place to start. And the answer is because I my plans don't work a lot of times. Now, even though my plans usually SUCK, I haven't had enough work out to figure out what a good plan is made of, and really just having something I came up with be seen all the way through is a realllly good feeling.

Even when I end up face down on the floor.

Now, I have a why question I want to ask. But I'm not going to, because at the moment I am way to emo to be...logical. Right now I'm just stupid and tired. And angry. When you get that all at once and take some asprin with kool-aid, that tastes like depresed.

Makes for some good poetry tho.

F*R*A*G: I'm taking this pick axe and going to Burger King, because so far I haven't gotten it my way.

posted @ 08:04 PM PDT [link]

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Subtitles are nessissairy.
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=515642196227308929&q=russian+climbing

See people? This is exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about. These guys are all punks. It should be pretty clear that these dudes were bored and restless and young, and one of them said, "What now?" and the jenius next to him said, "MAN, I'M GONNA GO RUN UP THAT FREAKING WALL RIGHT THERE!" And indeed he did. The rest said, "woah man, that was freaking cool," and they tried it too. Luckily, one of them had a video camera and hung back, and then later on got bored himself and strung the scenes of the rest of the punks together to make it look cool (and not include all the scenes where they broke their noses when they slipped.)

You know I'm right.

...I'm going to go grab my video camera and an extra punk or two...never mind why for right now...

F*R*A*G: ZOMG N00b l4|\/|0|2Z lawlz

posted @ 06:26 PM PDT [link]

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

The plauge in Progue.
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Ever do something that seems like a good idea at the time, but then after a little while, you think "Why the hell did I do that?"?

I had one of those moments today when I rented Socom III and L.A. Rush from Joe's Video. As it turns out, these games suck! Here's why...

I had actually heard some bad things about L.A. Rush, but you need to try things for yourself before you make a judgement. So I did. And it sucks. There's crap unlocked at the begining (no B.S. one car and one track), the physics for driving are a travesty, drifting has been replaced with tiny circles and crashing into walls, nitro button is in SOOO much the wrong place, only three car types I've seen (old, new, hummer), and you can't change the color of your car. They do have a kinda neat crash thing, a la burnout, but it's got that crappy shaky camera syndrome, it takes too long and isn't interesting enough, and isn't...destructive enough. They give you a chance to "pimp your whip" at West Coast Customs, but you have no control over what's done, so it's more like "level up my ride". Really the best thing about this game is its cutscenes, but that's only because they look really nice. It's story is barely there and it's about...something with black people and illegal racing. I think. It's hard to tell.

I was a fan of the old school Rush games that you still find in the arcades, but really if this game looks good to you you'd be much better off getting NFSU2. Same shit, but with less crap put in.

Now, Socom III on the other hand...really isn't that bad. It actually kinda nice. Very...realistic. Which is why I don't give it the seal of aproval. If you want something realistic, go out and do it. Let's get some walkie talkies and go play some paintball. C'mon, let's rock that shit. Now, if you have a chance to make a game where stuff that normally couldn't happen could happen, then go ahead and do it. I look for a game that's fun. I think Battlefeild 2 is more fun then Socom III, cause of...tanks, people, helichopters, guns, explosions, being sure of what you're shooting at...a buncha things. Now, I'm still gonna give this game a chance for it's online play, because that's what I've heard it's really for, but I still don't think it'll get the seal. You can go ahead and get it if you want a nice realistic game, it is a good one, but I'm keepin my seal for another...

Tomarrow: I've seen to many movies.

F*R*A*G: You can't call it a burger. "Veggie patty" might be acceptable though...

posted @ 09:22 PM PDT [link]

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